MY BOYFRIEND MAKES ME WATCH VIOLENT SHIT N I DON’T LIKE IT CUZ IM TOO GENTLE FOR THIS WORLD.
Wowowowowowowowow super excited to see I was on this radical list of comedians I love so much! Check out the full list here.
My new piece, “Smart, Sexy Fashions to Hide That You Pre-Gamed With a Bucket of Pad Thai”, for Reductress.com.
Check out my new very informative piece, “What to Do When Kayla’s Uncle Follows You on Instagram”, for Reductress.com.
Check out my piece, “Vision Board Your Way To His Dick” for Reductress.com! Fun n Flirty!
Guacamole should be fuckin exposed for getting people fat under the guise of bein an innocuous heart healthy friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK U GUACAMOLE UR A PREDATOR! GUACAMOLE IS LIKE A TEACHER THAT SLEEPS WITH HIS STUDENTS! GUACAMOLE IS LIKE A NARCOTICS OFFICER THAT DOES HELLA COCAINE! HERE HAVE THIS ONE CHIP WITH JUST A LITTLE DIP BUT THEN U WILL BLACK OUT N ONLY WAKE UP CUZ UR ON THE BIGGEST LOSER NOW AND JILLIAN IS YELLING AT YOU. “DONT EAT MAYONNAISE ITS FAT, BUT EAT ALL THE AVOCADOS CUZ THEY ARE VERY HEALTHY! – CALIFORNIA”. HA HA HA AVOCADOS ARE POLITICIANS TRUST NO ONE.
CHECK THIS NEW VID FEATURING SPACE PRINCE, JULIO TORRES.