Huge thanks to Bustle.com for calling me a secret weapon!!!!!!!!! It made me so very happy n glad. Click here for the full writeup.
Ladylike Hands-free Nightmare
Doin a lil prankin’
Ladylike/Sonic Commercial
Watch me n Jade Catta-Pretta in this cute ass commercial!
LADYLIKE PROMO
Here is the trailer for our new show, check it June 9th on MTV!
WOW VERY COOL N FUN LIST
Wowowowowowowowow super excited to see I was on this radical list of comedians I love so much! Check out the full list here.
Smart, Sexy Fashions to Hide That You Pre-Gamed With a Bucket of Pad Thai
My new piece, “Smart, Sexy Fashions to Hide That You Pre-Gamed With a Bucket of Pad Thai”, for Reductress.com.
What to Do When Kayla’s Uncle Follows You on Instagram
Check out my new very informative piece, “What to Do When Kayla’s Uncle Follows You on Instagram”, for Reductress.com.
Guacamole
Guacamole should be fuckin exposed for getting people fat under the guise of bein an innocuous heart healthy friend!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCK U GUACAMOLE UR A PREDATOR! GUACAMOLE IS LIKE A TEACHER THAT SLEEPS WITH HIS STUDENTS! GUACAMOLE IS LIKE A NARCOTICS OFFICER THAT DOES HELLA COCAINE! HERE HAVE THIS ONE CHIP WITH JUST A LITTLE DIP BUT THEN U WILL BLACK OUT N ONLY WAKE UP CUZ UR ON THE BIGGEST LOSER NOW AND JILLIAN IS YELLING AT YOU. “DONT EAT MAYONNAISE ITS FAT, BUT EAT ALL THE AVOCADOS CUZ THEY ARE VERY HEALTHY! – CALIFORNIA”. HA HA HA AVOCADOS ARE POLITICIANS TRUST NO ONE.
PRISM HORIZONS: KEVIN
CHECK THIS NEW VID FEATURING SPACE PRINCE, JULIO TORRES.
