A Thot

By itself, celery is more than forgettable – but in a salad, it’s a slam dunk crunch! A new friend you suddenly can’t live without, but a nobody nerd dick on its own. A wash outside of a greater ecosystem. It’s alright to be a role player, we must all accept ourselves!!!!!!!!!!!! If you are celery, you are Scotty Pippen. And how honorable to serve up so many assists/bites full of melded textures that would not be possible without the unsung heroics of less heralded ingredients. Love urself. Except if ur a cucumber, then u are Paul Pierce n got carried off the court like a little baby in the 2008 NBA finals and need to take a firm look in the mirror about who u are and what ur message is.